Well hello world! … Please let me introduce myself. My name is A. DORA. Otherwise known by my full title. . . . the potential phenomenon that is . . . . . A. DORA DUCK (Miss)
A very warm welcome to my world, my very own parallel ‘feathered’ universe.
Yes folks, I’m a duck, but I’m definitely no ordinary duck . . . I’m cute, sassy, witty and politically savvy too, in fact . . . I am totally UNIQUE! . . .” For the past few years I‘ve been penning a column in my local newspaper and my mega popular monthly diary of 500-800 words, called Tales of the Riverbank, is based on all things current, both social and political – I already have a large, adoring and extremely avid fan base throughout the area and beyond . . . (click below to read from my fans)
My riverside column always features the current shenanigans of many of my friends,
including ‘CALL ME DAVE’ the PIGEON, TED the RED DUCK and CHERYL the COLE TIT to name just a few. . . (click below to meet them all) As a winged fashionista, style icon and political commentator, my appeal is universal, in every sense of the word and now the time is right, I feel, to stop hiding my light under my local bushel. . . fly the safety of my ‘duckhouse’ and leave my riverbank home to spread my wings of LIGHT and JOY even further afield.
So here I now am . . . (Miss) A. DORA DUCK . . . ready to take flight . .
. ready to start an amazing ‘journey’ in search of adventures global!. . . “ I’m able to write with either web, adapting my ‘current copy’ style accordingly . . . my left web is more laid back and personal . . . (see Tales of the Riverbank) . . . whereas my right web is sharper, and more satirical in style . . . (see ‘Outed from the Duckhouse’) “ (click below to read some of my work)
I can fly anywhere and roost from wherever to take my bird’s eye overview . . .
my webs flow easily with a monthly tide, but I could swim in a faster current if necessary . . . “ My audience is . . . every smart, savvy female (or male) who’s lived and loved and who likes a good giggle! Particularly aimed at all women with one eye on the political scene and the other in the mirror! Click below to contact A. DORA DUCK (Miss)